From: The Office of the President Time: 13:48:59 This message is to notify you that there has been a water line rupture near Placer Hall. At approximately 1:30 PM, the water main serving the entire campus will be turned off and an attempt will be made to repair the line.
Sometimes, you need a very sick sence of humor to enjoy working here.. Fortunately, that's exactly the type of humor I enjoy the most! There is no end of sources for my amusement 'round this place. :)
(note: an hour and ten after this email, they sent another one sending everyone home for the day. That's an hour and a half after *all* the water on campus had been turned off.)