d00d, this is just *WAY* too fitting.
Okay, so you go to the Mirriam-Webster online dictionary, type in your LJ username in the lookup field and you post the responses it gives you.
Suggestions for lograh:
What I find particularly funny, is what the definition of my first one was (it looked interesting so I clicked on it):
Main Entry: log·or·rhea
Etymology: New Latin
: excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness
Many who know me would say it fits perfectly.