found the following random quote on bash.org:
‹doc-› H/P/V/A/C . 34o megs . FiDo
‹vect0r› hp vac?? HEWLETT PACKARD MAKES A VACUUM!?
‹vect0r› I MUST GET!
‹vect0r› does it suck as much as their computers do?
<vect0r› because that would be a kick ass vacuum